The Daily Jerk

WITH A NICK OF TIME – BITCHES!

by on Jun.15, 2010, under CABBAGE, CUNTS, FABULOUS PRIZES!, HAHAHAHA YORE, Hello, how are you today?

I dub this “late-post Tuesday”. I didn’t get around to it until now, and it’s almost done with Tuesday ENTIRELY. As I’m running against time, I figure that I have two options:

  1. Try to write the best post that i can in a short amount of time.
  2. Swear heaps, call you all CUNTS, and then forget that it even happened.
  3. Jokes.

Fuck you, cunts. You should watch “Important things with Demetri Martin”. It’s funny, and he uses the two stupid options and “Jokes” line a lot. AND I FUCKING STOLE IT LIKE THE CUNT THAT I AM. HAH!

So I’ve obviously decided to go for option 2. FUCK SHIT CUNTY ARSE LIMPETS! YOU’RE ALL A BUNCH OF CUNTS!

OK, that’s what you get instead of quality. Arse limpets. I HOPE YOU CUNTS ARE FUCKING HAPPY NOW.

FUCK YOU.

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2 comments for this entry:
  1. Professional Hatemonger

    The difference between Demetri Martin and Huge Jerk is that Demetri Martin always chooses FLUFFY BUNNIES, or jokes (though yesterday he did make me think about elephants).

    Whereas the Huge Jerk isn’t funny at all.

  2. Huge Jerk

    Pfft. FUCK the whole “You must be funny if you’re going to make jokes” thing. BUGGER I didn’t even pick Jokes. SHIT TARDFACE TUGGING BALLSACK.

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