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How did this become ‘The Birds’ slash-fiction?

Censoring the Internet – what you need to know.

by on Jul.23, 2010, under CABBAGE, CUNTS, FUCK FUCK FUCK I HATE EVERYONE, FUCKING RIOTS?!, Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?, Hello, horoscopes, How did this become 'The Birds' slash-fiction?, Illuminati, MOTHERFUCKER, REDACTED REDACTED REDACTED, SHUT UP, STOP IT, TRUTH, VIN FUCKING DIESEL

Today I would like to talk about Internet Censorship. After talking to my legal department, however, it has been decided that some of the conversation may spark unwanted knowledge, which could affect the course of this blog. In response, I have taken the liberty of removing all these nonsense bits which could make you think, and leaving just the basic, easy to digest parts of the conversation. Here we go.

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Alliterating aardvarks are ARSEHOLES

by on May.21, 2010, under CABBAGE, CUNTS, FUCK FUCK FUCK I HATE EVERYONE, Hello, how are you today?, How did this become 'The Birds' slash-fiction?

BITCHES bait baby bats

Curmudgeonly CUNTS can’t cook CABBAGE

Damaged dicks don’t disseminate descendants

Eagles eat enraged elephantiasis

FUCK feeding falcons fat feet

Game gluttonously gnawing gigantic growths

Horrible hobbling hors-d’œuvres

Ibis ingesting intestines indiscriminately

Jays judging, joking.

Kingfishers killing kids

Lovebirds languorously lolling like lounging lions

Macaws might make meaty meals

No nightingales nomming nectar

Only opossums ogling old offal

Pigeons pitilessly plucking pink parts

Quails queue quizzically

Rare rosellas rending raw red rips

Sengal sentries silently seeking survivors

“Total tragedy” taunt toucans, tearing tenderloins

Unenlightened uncles urged useless, unlikely unity

Vindictive vosmaeri vaguely venture veiled violations

We won’t weather wider wallops

Xenografted xerophiles…

Yellow yahoos…

Zoophiles… zero.

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